Cake? Yes. Singing? Maybe. Blow the day off? No.
Time is divided not multiplied when you attempt to do more than one thing at a time.
The whiteboard is a temporary surface for your ideas. Take them with you and make them real.
And by "just work" they mean look prettier than yours.
Don;t let an operating system come between co-worker, departments or progress. People control machines, not the other way around.
They should, but sadly they do not. Please limit metaphorical comparisons of company divisions to Westerlos kingdoms.
Quality of Connection / Quantity of Participants = Who said that?
Yes, we can hear you now. Very clearly.
Treat any interruptive request as you would a closed door – knock before interrupting.
After two days, the hip, clever, ironic, cute, retro ringtone, alert or alarm quickly decays.
The point of the photo is to quickly identify yourself – not your cat or your favorite sports team.
The music is always too loud, too fast, too slow or too soft for someone.